Ah, David Hogg—America’s favorite failed pillow entrepreneur and self-proclaimed savior of democracy—has now set his sights on a new target: the Democratic National Committee. According to reports, Hogg is seriously considering a run for DNC Vice Chair. Why? Because he thinks he’s the guy to fix the Democratic Party’s problem of “talking down to voters.” You really can’t make this stuff up.
Let’s start with the obvious: Hogg’s meteoric rise to fame didn’t exactly come with a track record of success. His high-profile attempt to dethrone Mike Lindell in the pillow business flopped faster than a poorly stuffed memory foam pillow. But that minor setback hasn’t deterred him. No, now he believes he’s the generational voice the Democrats need to save themselves from their elitist tone. Bold move for someone whose entire public persona screams, “Do what I say because I know better than you.”
Hogg’s pitch to the DNC is about as ironic as it gets. During his CNN appearance, he lectured Democrats about their “condescending tone” and claimed they live in a “comfortable delusion.” This, from the guy who has spent years aggressively advocating for gun control while dismissing Second Amendment supporters as ignorant or heartless. But sure, he’s totally the person to bridge the gap with voters who feel alienated by the left’s elitism.
He’s also pushing for an “intergenerational coalition,” which sounds nice until you realize it’s just a fancy way of saying, “The olds need to step aside so I can take over.” Never mind that the Democratic Party’s current leadership is already teetering on the edge of irrelevance with their policy failures and cultural tone-deafness—Hogg thinks he’s the fresh face to fix it all.
“Well, honestly, I’m considering it because I think that, one, obviously, I think we need a new generation in the DNC, if this election has taught us nothing else,” Hogg said. “I think we need an intergenerational coalition as a party.”
But let’s not ignore the comedy gold in his critique. Hogg insists Democrats only want to talk to other “elitist Democrats,” a problem he’s apparently just now discovering as he “travels the country.” Newsflash, David: Conservatives and Republicans have been saying this for years. You don’t have to be a political savant to notice the party’s penchant for coastal elitism and disdain for Middle America. Yet somehow, Hogg is patting himself on the back for this groundbreaking revelation, as if he’s the first person to crack the code.
The real kicker is his belief that the DNC will actually take him seriously. Let’s face it: the party isn’t exactly hurting for smug, out-of-touch spokespeople. Hogg’s entire shtick of moral superiority and finger-wagging fits right in with the current Democratic leadership. The only difference is he’s under 30 and lacks the gravitas (and political accomplishments) of even the most inept party officials.
Ultimately, Hogg’s candidacy for DNC Vice Chair is the perfect metaphor for the modern Democratic Party: long on self-righteousness, short on substance, and completely tone-deaf to the needs of regular Americans. If this is their idea of a “new generation,” conservatives everywhere should be smiling. After all, with leaders like Hogg at the helm, the GOP might not have to work too hard to keep winning elections.
David Hogg says he is “considering” running for a top leadership position in the Democrat Party because he wants people to take the party seriously again and because they’ve become arrogant
Every Republican and conservative will be praying this happens 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/6hCAFigXkF
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) December 5, 2024
So, good luck, David. If nothing else, your run for DNC leadership will be wildly entertaining. And hey, if the political gig doesn’t pan out, there’s always the pillow business—you know, third time’s the charm.
