Kristin Cavallari thought she was heading to a bold, tongue-in-cheek Valentine’s Day bash. What she says she walked into instead felt more like a scene straight out of a Hollywood fever dream.
During Tuesday’s episode of her podcast Let’s Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari, the 39-year-old reality star revealed she was invited to what was “literally” called a “Slutty Valentine’s Day Party” while en route to Los Angeles. The invite, she explained, came with unusual hurdles. To even RSVP, she had to download what she described as an ultra-exclusive app.
“This app thinks it’s Raya, it’s so secretive,” Cavallari said, comparing it to the celebrity dating platform. “It’s like Fort Knox getting in.”
The party’s dress code was equally attention-grabbing: wear white if you’re single, pink if you’re heartbroken, black if you’re “horny,” and nude if you’re “slutty.” Cavallari joked that her outfit — black leather pants paired with a nude top — landed her squarely in the “slutty and horny” category.
But the real surprise came upon arrival.
Cavallari described intense security measures just to enter the property. Guests reportedly needed a QR code to pass through the gate, had to check in against a list, and were required to place stickers over their phone cameras. “So shady,” she recalled thinking.
Once inside, the setting initially felt retro and cinematic. “It’s straight out of the seventies,” she said, likening it to the film Boogie Nights, with blue-lit pools and pink-lit palm trees. But when she and her friends were directed downstairs, the atmosphere shifted dramatically.
Turning a corner, they reportedly entered what felt like a full nightclub built into the home — complete with a cage and a stripper pole. Cavallari said the room was packed and overwhelmingly hot from dancing bodies.
“It felt like a drug den,” she said, clarifying that she did not witness illegal activity but that the “energy was so sketchy.” Describing the air as “dirty,” she said she and her group lasted just four minutes before deciding to leave.
Despite the strict security, Cavallari said she didn’t spot any celebrities, leaving her and her guest Jason Anderson puzzled about the secrecy.
The night, however, didn’t end there. After exiting the Valentine’s event, Cavallari and her friends attended a separate wrap party that included rappers Chris Brown and Ty Dolla $ign. She described that gathering as far more relaxed and enjoyable — and revealed she met a “really cute guy” nine years her junior.
The two have since been talking, and she hinted he may visit her in Nashville soon — for a proper dinner date, not a sleepover.
