Stars Of New ‘Planet of the Apes’ Movies Give Interview

In today’s ludicrous news, two human actors from the movie “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” have declared their allegiance to the ape community. What’s next? Will they start swinging from tree to tree and flinging their own feces? It sure seems like it!

Freya Allan and Owen Teague, the “stars” of this ridiculous film, recently discussed their ridiculous views while promoting their ridiculous project. Teague boldly proclaimed, “I’m fully team ape.” Oh, how brave of you. And in case you were wondering, Allan chimed in with an equally insightful comment, “I’m team ape — Freya’s team ape.” Wow, riveting stuff here.

“I mean, look at the planet — oh, here we go …” Freya added, acknowledging that her statements would cause controversy among listeners.

“Look at what the humans have done to the Earth,” Teague added.

“Well, yeah, I dislike humans a lot,” the 22-year-old actress said. “You know, you know, there’s the odd one that’s like — no, I mean, you know, there are times when you see humans come together and you go, ‘oh isn’t this lovely’, and there are times you go — I absolutely hate us!

The “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” franchise raises important questions about the relationship between humans and the environment. It’s a reminder of the impact of human actions on nature and the consequences that may follow. However, you’re obviously not seeing the good in people or getting out there enough to make a positive impact if you’re bashing the human race.

Ultimately, it’s important to remember that the “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” is a work of fiction and should not be used to make assumptions or judgments about individuals or groups.

As “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” continues to gain attention and success, let’s remember to keep fiction separate from reality.