Putin Falls Down Stairs, ‘Soils Himself’, According to…

The bizarrely belligerent behavior of Russian President Vladimir Putin has been a rather clear cause for concern on the world’s stage, as the Moscow madman continues to make wild nuclear threats directed at just about every nation on earth, and there are some inside the Pentagon and the Kremlin that believe they know why:  Putin is dying.

Rumors of Vlad’s cancer and/or Parkinson’s diagnoses have been rampant for some time, and have come from some rather serious sources.

Now, as his terminal prognosis progresses, there are new tidbits of information arriving from Moscow that are downright scary.

VLADIMIR Putin has reportedly slipped and fallen down several stairs at his official residence, according to claims from a so-called Kremlin insider.

According to the report, the 70-year-old cancer hit Russian tyrant was allegedly helped to a sofa by bodyguards as his personal doctors rushed to assist him.

And, to add insult to injury:

The claims say that Putin allegedly soiled himself during the fall.

Rumours have persisted that Putin is “critically ill” and the latest claims come after he appeared to wheeze and gasp through a meeting with grieving mothers whose children were killed in Ukraine.

Bombshell spy documents leaked to The Sun Online appeared to confirm Putin has early stage Parkinson’s disease and pancreatic cancer after months of rumours.

The Russian leader’s fatalist approach to his invasion of Ukraine could be partially explained by his terminal condition, and this behavior is probably the best evidence that we have to corroborate these cancer rumors at this time.